Ian is a clever boy.

Ian is a clever boy with a hypothesis.

His hypothesis: this breastfeeding stuff is a load of crap.

We endeavor to challenge the logical fallacies in his theorem, but he seems more than willing to maintain the courage of his convictions.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish up the PowerPoint deck that will illustrate our argument using a compelling mix of incontrovertible statistics, dramatic slide transitions and black-and-white pictures of duckies.